Bad Haiku for a Great Movie: American Psycho (2000)

“Clothes and business cards;

Girls, porn and restaurants I

Would kill for this day.”

What is the best restaurant in New York in 2000?

How does the best calling card look?

How many sociopaths clad in fancy suits linger among the towers in cities around the world?

How does Jared Leto manage not to age?

How did Christian Bale look like Matthew McConaughey?